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k, I'm like 5'4" and 101lbs, and like I'm outspoken and not very easily brainwashed and I'm very aware of my rights and all that stuff. I'm naturally a leadaaaahhh, too, and not a follower.

I'd totally hug my Drill Sergeant thingymabob or w/e they call them teachers of training, and I'd definitely have control of my team (I think its called a platoon). :) I'd wear lots of peace symbols and daisies like Joker does in Full Metal Jacket. I'd also customise my ammunition to have flowers and perfume or LSD or something in them so when they hit the enemies they'll be knocked out/trippin and not killed.

I'd also be very sad if I saw somebody die. :( I'd spank whoever in my team did it and tell them to NEVERRR do that again.

Actually no, I'd prolly put like loads of magic mushrooms in their rifles, so when they hit the enemy, they'd be trippin', like hell yeah!

So who here wants me in their combat squad?

I think I'd make a great infantry soldier or Navy SEAL.

That explains it, your a drug addict and can't help yourself to these dumb questions, go do some more L or mushrooms you ******* burnout

Exceeds the standard.
Promote as soon as possible above peers.

you would make a flop

You would last until you hugged the DI the second time

Then you would be discharged back to your liberal home in san fransissy

go home.

I'd pay to see that. "Hug my Drill Sergeant thingymabob" LOL!!!!

You wouldn't last long because you come across as a control freak. Not to mention the nearly complete removal from reality.

Actually, you'd do fine, as long as you ditch the peace symbols, customized ammo and magic mushrooms. Being outspoken makes a good NCO and the military doesn't need to brainwash you to train you. A lot of female trainees hug their drill sergeant on graduation day from basic. I don't know how the British Army teaches you but in the US Army we learn the UCMJ our first few weeks in service, so we know our rights.

I know you're just joking around and going by your profile you want all war to go away. I would love to see that happen too but not everybody in the world feels the way you do. Too many bad people who would love to slaughter your whole family for no reason than you're different. Just like I chose to enlist, you have the right to stay a civilian and watch from the sidelines.

Why are you hating on the Military? Isn't that against what you purport to be?

Why are you hating on the Military? Isn't that against what you purport to be?

"I'd totally hug my Drill Sergeant thingymabob" LOL WHAT A JOKE
You belong in a mental institution.