Is "Menopause" the real reason men kick the bucket earlier than women on average?

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Is "Menopause" the real reason men kick the bucket earlier than women on average?

Postby nessan » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:44 pm

I think there's data to support this? Wife's slowly kill their husbands.

This leads to my next question, Should Menopause be considered a form of Domestic Violence against men?
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Postby lyall100 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:56 pm

No, it shouldn't be considered domestic violence. It's not true. Don't listen to silly valeriamilian. We have taken care of her. She will not bother you with her silly woman ramblings in the future.

Anyway, the real reason is because a woman's sandwich making ability sharply declines in later years, causing male starvation.
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Postby nicholascage » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:12 pm

Ha, ha, ha ... I also noticed that women become very difficult when they grow older and that causes a lot of pain for the husband and the children. I noticed that all such women are the ones who are unable to ask their husband or children to help them out. I have some friends who are very nice and they would help their mothers without hesitation, but mothers think they were born to be slaves, they won't ask for help, but complain. The problem is that they probably accumulate subconscious resentment and they eventually lose control. I don't know whether this is what affects men's mortality.
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Postby healhtun » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:27 pm

Yes, that is exactly how "wife's" kill their husbands. It's a special martial arts technique that women have spent thousands of years to perfect. I will now reveal to you the secret name of this technique: for the first time ever in the history of humanity, men are privy to the most obscure conspiracy ever known. And I put myself in great danger just thinking about talking about it.
I might not get to finish this comment, but be killed by my co-conspirators.
Anyway, the name of the technique is:
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